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National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) 

Analise's (Annalise, Analiese, etc.) everywhere deserve a special day where they get shown a little extra love, and January 17th is that day!!
"Yo, is that Analise?"
"Yeah I think it is, why?"
"Bro it's National Kiss Analise Day (January 17th) , the day we get to ask analise if she wants a kiss"

january 12 

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.
christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"
january 12 by darth vader <3 August 24, 2009

January 17th

Hey baby you know January 17th is national send a ass pic day
January 17th by JohnnDoeeeeee January 16, 2019

January 12 

This day was the day the most intelligent, gorgeous and creative girl of the entire world was born. Her brown eyes are the window to a universe of love and kindness. She's usually a very hyperactive girl but can also take some time of the day to collect her thoughts. This girl's attractive nature hypnotize every man that comes on her way making them lose their minds with her seductive and sexy curves. Their one of the toughest girls you will meet.
Person 1: That girl is beautiful

Persons 2: I bet she was born on January 12

Persons 1: I bet she was
January 12 by January 12 January 5, 2020

January 16

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
January 16 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019