jamaican handbag

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.

Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.

by Blam January 19, 2005

jamjar

old london slang for car

Bob: "im going for a Gypsies kiss"
Jim: "meet me in the jamjar"

by j0r93 November 6, 2005

Jamahl

Name given to the a African American Male with a 24 inch Dick and slays bitches on a daily, An Awesome guy who can help you get the hoes and has lots of money.

That boy Jamahl has the whole package

by BigBoi1234321 January 28, 2017

Jama

You got to meet a Jama to love her. Even though she farts when she laughs, she is still a very sexy chick! She gets crushes on all the hot guys, and they usually think she is the best chick around! Pretty doesn't cover it, she is hot gorgeous and has the best heart of anyone her age. When she likes you, your heart melts! A Jama's brothers think she is mouthy, but no one else seems to see that fault in her. A Jama does not like to exercise, but she can sure shake her luscious booty! A Jama can get crabby, but she can also be one of the funniest people in the world. A Jama has really stylish clothes, and the way she wears them is always sexy! She doesn't need makeup to sparkle. Don't pass up a chance to meet with a Jama, she will make your life wonderful and fun!

Did you see that girl? She is so cute, she is such a Jama!

by Marykate Veras March 25, 2013

Bad Mama Jama

An obese black woman who was the subject of a series of pornographic films in the 1980s.

A wondrous black woman; a real piece of ass; a fox.

"According to Mayer and Abramson, Clarence Thomas' viewing pleasures included films such as The Adventures of Bad Mama Jama, about the interracial sexcapades of an obese black woman."

by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

jamaican smokehouse

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole

I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.

by Buddy10 August 24, 2006

Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fuck

The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.

Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!

by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008