Jamaican chimney sweep

A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.

Man, Shelley was pissing me off, so after sex i gave her the Jamaican Chimney sweep.

by Master_T_ October 11, 2006

Jamaican Girl

Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes

Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.

Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.

Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!

by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016

Jamaican Tamale

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your shlong and subsequently having someone suck you off. If you're really adventurous, throw some gushers in between and burst them as you're about to blow your load.

My main bitch was feelin kinky last night so I whipped out the ol' fruit roll up and hit her with the jamaican tamale. It was awesome.

by Fatty tatas October 26, 2009

Jamaican Bobsled

Where one person sits on the front of a skateboard and the other one stands on the back and pushes. Used to travel places when only one skateboard is available.

Joey and I didn't have a ride to the party last night so we Jamaican bobsledded there.

by Michael 34S April 28, 2011

Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.

Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"

by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009

Jamaica Ska

A totally rad song in a super hip movie

Ya bro, that song is a Jamaica Ska

by bisceg November 19, 2007

Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.

Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."

by The Drizzler November 6, 2008