Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.

I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.

by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008

Jam Piano

Fingering a wench when she's "on"

resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.

Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"

by Spunk Sucker February 27, 2010

jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS

Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'

by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018

Strawberry Jam

A vagina which seems to be pink and yummy.

Friend1: She had the perfect strawberry jam I've ever tasted!
Friend2: Sheeesh! I'd like to taste that too.

by Fındıkus May 26, 2021

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Fury Jams

A crude term for menstruation. Coined by Jimmy Carr in his latest DVD

"Is she alright? No, she's got the fury jams"

by Will. L January 3, 2008