Jacob

rich white boiiii who lives in Canadia

fuck you jacob

by shmoopersdoopers June 4, 2018

Jacob

A bad wanker who horny and loves Oliver

A wild jacob

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

jacob

a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..

Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date

by canadian ass January 24, 2018

Jacob

A guy that can pleasure a girl amazingly, in and out of the Art room

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

OMG!! that Jacob last night was outstanding!!

by Haviland May 6, 2018

Jacob

Best boyfriend in the world and is a sweetheart and a gentle person

Jacob is so sweet

by Vloskskais June 5, 2018

Jacob

No one likes Jacobs because you cant trust them:

. they smell like fish
. they steal your pop tops
. they fart in your face
. they sleep with your mothers

Jacobs have no penis, they have vaginas. This is because in reality, they are all a bunch of girls.

"Jacob, why the @%!$ did you sleep you with my mum?

by ApuNahas March 28, 2013

Jacob

Jacob, jacob, jacob. Where do I even begin. So kind, compassionate, funny, thoughtful, and has the most beautiful bluish greenish eyes you are guaranteed to melt when you look at him. Really has a way of making you feel super loved and important. Always there when you need him, knows exactly what to say, and when he holds you, you feel like the rest of the world disappears. You want to spend as much time with him as you possibly can. Aside from being the best friend you will ever have in your life, he's also the best boyfriend in the world. It is very hard not to fall in love with him. Gives the best kisses and really knows how to rev an engine if ya know what I mean. In short, I simply cannot imagine a world without him in it. Consider yourself blessed if you know a Jacob.

I am so in love with Jacob it hurts.

by Liza Malinowski July 31, 2018