Jaciel

Jaciel is the most hottest and will steal your momma if he has a chance. He will even steal your dad if you let him. He is indeed in need of a big booty latina.

“Is that Jaciel? I heard he stole Jordan’s momma.”

by mommaeater November 21, 2021

Printer Jacker

Someone who steals your prints

Man there is a printer jacker in our office.

by Sherri Waters June 19, 2008

Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Javier

Well sometimes can be a real asshole and you kind of fucking hate him but somehow some way you are his best friend reasoning for him being such an asshole is usually expressed by a Javier in many ways such as not answering his phone after the fifth call in 5 days and the 10th text in 2 days because you know what he's a real asshole that's pulling off a "Javier"

My friend said he can't come over he has to do his homework...? This pulling off a "Javier"

My "Javier" likes really ugly girls and calls then beautiful and really irrelevant words

My Javier said he really likes this girl they date and she's really ugly he says she's beautiful he breaks up with her and says she's ugly

My Javier gets really mad when you prove him wrong he's a real piece of shit huh

by Jauris Jamar Jaurison Lamar March 17, 2014

swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

Francisco Javier

A man who will go on about muffins in weird ways, maybe sexual, maybe not. He has fantasies of many politicians, he can name every federal senator.

Francisco Javier is a gook.

by WakaWakaHell June 3, 2018