chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Pink chalk

Describes the chest nipples when they become erect as they resemble pink chalk.

It's really cold, my nipples look like pink chalk.

by Khryne August 09, 2016

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010

Broke the Chalk

When your teacher gives a lesson that is so off the hook that their chalk just can't handle it.

Dude, Mr. K totally broke the chalk today in third hour.

by Big Papa C-Dog March 23, 2017

chalk Asian

A white person. Another way of saying Caucasian.

Those Chalk Asians always be listening to Morgan Wallen.

by Straightupfresh June 23, 2024

Chalking

Expressing one's political beliefs using sidewalk chalk

Tired of my elected Senator ignoring my calls to support a bill affirming a woman's right to an abortion I resorted to chalking my message on the street in front of their house.

by frank3818123 May 12, 2022

Chalking

Expressing one's political beliefs using sidewalk chalk.

My Senator ignored my requests to support a bill to affirm a woman's right to an abortion so I went chalking on the street in front of her house.

by frank3818123 May 12, 2022