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McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.
*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.
by Iamthe1337teh1337er April 8, 2016
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Internet Gangster

One who, if you didn't know said character, you'd think to be a real tough person, a vicious attack dog if you will based upon their lack of reservation about the ballsy comments they make. Don't be fooled. This person is a sham. This person is not actually an attack dog, they are a timid house cat.

When you confront them in person they will hide behind their other friends, even attempt to amend things and get closer to you through your other friends, gfs, bfs. In fact when you confront them about being an Internet Gangster.. They will shrug their shoulders, turn around, and walk away. Like a punk.
She had a lot to say on facebook... but whenever we see her in person she can't even look at us and typically runs away, she is definitely an internet gangster.
by G'sUpHoesDown November 7, 2012
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Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
by abstractsplash January 6, 2009
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Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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internet argument

This is something that idiots do online when they are bored and / or have no friends.

These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded." A true quote of what an internet argument is.
by sk3tch September 28, 2006
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Internet G

Someone who talks shit on the internet (Usually Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.) but, won't say the stuff to your face because they would get their ass kicked.
From Nappy Boy Remix:

T-pain "You gunna hate on me on twitter right you an Internet G like Gigabyte"
by theblackness March 13, 2010
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Internet Exploiter

A name-of-insult for Internet Explorer, worse than Internet Exploder, but not as bad as Idiot Exploiter.
You can crash ANY version of Internet Exploiter by visiting crashie8.com. Those Microsofties aren't fixing any of the dangerous bugs because for them _critical_ exploits are only those that allow worms to spread while just being connected to the internet.
by c00ki3m0nsta September 2, 2012
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