Your MOM

The one you never had.

"MOM WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"I'm going to get some milk"
-Never comes back-(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
Your MOM is one of the parents who left your on the side of the parking lot or left you with your dad

thinking she gone and got some milk.

by Bruh urban is your ded nan December 16, 2020

Your mom

A widely used insult by children under the age of 11 or the fifth grade, meant to affect the victim by involving their maternal figure.

Chad: Bro guess what?

Rodney: What?

Chad: I kissed a girl last night!

Rodney: Liar! Who was it!?

Chad: Your mom!

by xx_epicgamerpromaster69_xx December 17, 2020

Your mom

Ultimate come back

“You look ugly”
“Your mom!”
“I’m offended”

by Jugsofketchup April 22, 2021

Your Mom

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.

2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".

(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.

(Mathew)- ...Your Mom

by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021

your mom

the term "your mom" is usually used for your mom jokes. and is basically used for shitpost.

John: Hey bro, wanna know what i did?
Bill: what?
John: Your mom!!!! XDDDD
Bill: god dammit john.

by CohenKS May 8, 2021

your mom

literally the best comeback to anything.

Person 1: OW! I just banged my toe!
You: And I just banged your mom!
Person 1: e

by c0mp1ex_val November 2, 2021

your mom

cheese is made from milk.
it's good.
just like your mom-

a kid named Liam: cheese is good.
me: just like your mom!
him:..... but why though?
me: idk, because your mom is good?
him: *huge sigh*

by thatonepersonwholikesyourmom:) March 9, 2022