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The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip
Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"
by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019
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Rice Pony

A type of person who is sweet, dainty, majorly cute, very kind hearted and never fails to lift your mood.
"that girl is such a rice pony"
Siani Warner
by le premier lapin December 17, 2009
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Rice Fam

Name given to a group of Asian friends OR Name applied to your token Asian friend in your friendship group of non-Asians.
Not racist - speaking favourably of Asians.
Also known as #RiceFam and Rice Family.
Hey yo here comes Hanh, he's my rice fam!
by a_lion_s October 4, 2016
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rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.
Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?
by Gonzo36 November 24, 2010
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Anne Rice

An author. She wrote The Vampire Chronicles, The Mayfair Witches and so on and so forth.

She's often perceived as a goth/teen angst writer by the uneducated. There is nothing necessarily "goth" about her.

Her Characters usually are bisexual. Her characters feel a love for both sexes. She went back to Catholicism after her husband, Stan Rice (Poet)died of cancer. She's been writing books about the life and journey of Jesus Christ, and she's vowed never to return to writing books worth reading.
Idiot: Whatcha reading?
Me: Blood and Gold, by Anne Rice
Idiot: OH EM GEE1!1111 GOTH!
Me: **** you.
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Rice Burner

A Rice Burner is a car with a bunch of parts to make it appear
fast, but is actually running on the basic 4 cylinder engine.
Rice Burners,or Rice Rockets usually have these parts.

-Fake Fart Can Exhaust
-Body Kits thats are different color then the car itself
-Fake stickers/flames
-Sponsors such as NOS,but they don't have NOS
-A bright paint job, usually ugly
-Either Tinted or See through Lights
-Purple Window Tint (on windows)
-Loud Rap music coming from car
-Very high shopping cart Spoiler
-Fake vents/scoops
-Carbon Fiber hood
-Expensive Rims,Plastic Spinners,or missing hubcaps

And to complete it, a poor driver and a spilled
milkshake on the passenger seat.
Once I saw this rice burner, and it had purple window tint,
and only 1 spinner, and the rest of the wheels were spray
painted green and purple.
by Alamo11 February 8, 2007
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Rice Pipe

A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.
Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.
by Pompous Smurf December 22, 2006
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