Clutch whore

A girl who dates a male purely on the fact he drives a car

Sophie is only going out with Rory because he can drive. Sophie is such a clutch whore

by Kenndog January 03, 2021

clutch nugs

Someone who can constantly clutch a supreme clutch boy who get all the shots.

Hay Yo man clutch nugs.

by RealE-Money January 30, 2018

clutch gorilla

The sound people make during a close call.
Example; During a tied sports/video-game match when someone makes a close play.

"OHH OHH OHH OHHHHH OH!"

Sounds like Gorilla/Primate communication.

John was squealing like a clutch gorilla as he completed the final flag capture for his team with only 4 seconds left on the clock.

by BonerSunday August 30, 2014

clutch beta

Good advice. May be used sincerely or sarcastically. The term "beta" originates in the rock climbing community, where it refers to a preferred sequence of moves to successfully climb a route. See also protip and lifehack.

Alice: The highway is always backed up here. I like to take the next exit and use the surface streets.
Bob: Oooh, clutch beta! Thanks.

by drbronner February 25, 2018

clutch muncher

A scandalous bitch who seeks men that drive modified cars.

Seen at any local car gatherings lurking the hard parked section.

" hey that clutch muncher is checking out your corvette . You should see if she's down to party!"

by Austin_mk2 April 27, 2017

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 31, 2023

Crimson Clutch

Where a person takes there hand, and dips there hand in paint. And grabs a male or females ass to mark their territory.

I Crimson Clutched your girl last night.

by CBJSH18 January 15, 2015