closet jealous

The act of being a jealous person, but not letting others know you are

"Ugh, she's so pretty!"
"I know, I'm closet jealous of her."

by SaltySalmon79 August 6, 2017

exploring the closet

Exploring the closet. It means that you have not came out of the closet, meaning that you have not come out yet. It means that you’re not quite on the closet, nor out of it. You’re lookig for the door that may just be behind you. In short, it means that you think you’re straight but you may just be gay without knowing so.

Dude, is he in or out of the closet?
I don’t know, HEY ARR YOU GAY?

NO
He gives off that vibe that he’s in the closet...
He’s probably just exploring the closet.

by Imma fail May 5, 2018

information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.

Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.

by pim-researcher November 8, 2009

closet heterosexual

sexual activity with a person of the opposite sex by a gay person who is drunk

David, stop fondling Vicky’s breasts again - you are such a closet heterosexual

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020

closet shopping

to go through your closet looking for clothes you forgot you owned. sometimes happens when you're short of cash, sometimes happens when you lose weight and discover a bunch of clothes that fit once again.

hey, cute jacket. where'd you get it?

i went closet shopping. i haven't worn it in years.

i don't remember it. looks great!

thanks!

by jonnyss August 20, 2010

WoW closet

The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.

Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow

Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!

Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!

by anti nerd December 19, 2010

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012