reinforced cage

The act of supergluing one's asshole shut and timing how long it takes a sexual partner to pierce through the anal blockade with his/her tongue.

Tenured Professor: "If you want to learn the secrets of the universe, you're going to need to tunnel deep."
Grad Students: "That's one reinforced cage I'm willing to break through."

by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016

cage time

prison, jail

john ended up doing cage time for smoking boo

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

rusty cage

the master of the knife game song,master of demonetized content,
with his friend : mumkey jones, making some fuck up shit and some good songs like: the cuss word song , the noose song, white girls fuck dogs and the clasic the knife game song.

rusty cage : Let's learn how to tie a noose.
youtube: demonetized
rusty cage : it's just a song.
youtube: NO
rusty cage : now it's The Family - Friendly NOOSE Song.
youtube: good, i guss.

by D A B July 26, 2018

Shake the Cage

Sex so hard with a girl, (against a cage of course) that when you wake up the next day, you can't move your hips, and she can't sit down.

Person 1: Hey you shake the cage with dat big booty bitch yet?

Person 2: Fuck yeah, that cage was askin for it!

by Mista Shiflett December 28, 2007

Monkey cage

A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.

"What's all this trash doing down here? its like a fucking monkey cage happened down here."

by wildbill001 May 24, 2009

Squirrel Cage

A cage located preferably in Mens running shorts to hold your nuts

Oh my god this squirrel cage in my shorts is so tight!

by irunreallyfar September 15, 2010

Caged Monkey

When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.

"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!

by DJ-RT October 8, 2008