kazuhas.husband

best yoimiya and kazuha main in the entire genshin community, best mutual on tiktok bro, and also so funny I piss my pants laughing on their videos

Kazuhas.husband is Mutual on tiktok! I’m gonna go celebrate!!

by soulscupid April 10, 2022

Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.

Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.

by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022

Huberman Husband

A husband who actively follows protocols based around peer-reviewed science in their daily life mainly from the Dr Andrew Huberman podcast.

This includes 20 minutes of morning sunlight, cold exposure, a myriad of supplements, sleeping with mouth tape, etc.

If all protocols are followed work and relationships will have to be squeezed in.

"I'm looking for a Huberman husband"

by too_hot_to_handle November 6, 2023

arthur.morgans.husband

an extremely attractive tiktoker that makes the best content you have ever seen

“wow, arthur.morgans.husband just posted a really funny tiktok!”

by not.arthur.morgans.husband June 25, 2021

Dio's Husband

Ben Shapiro

"Wow, is that Ben Shapiro?"
"Yeah, I heard he's Dio's husband."

by Professional Jotaro Simp July 30, 2021

Junhui's husband

It's another way to call YanAn from Pentagon.
Since they have been dating for a long time.

X: Oh! Is that Wen Junhui's husband?
Z: Yeah, that's YanAn. They are a lovely couple.
X: Sweet.

by seventeen carat April 13, 2022

Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023