The act of laying a woman on her back and spreading her legs then lubing your dick with pig grease and ducking her so hard she screams like a hog and kicks like one then eating out her contaminated hog meat.
John:man I wish I had a hogback jack you lucky bastard. Jack:it's not lucky when she tries to bite your junk off and gives you an std
by Dr. Kingkongschlong March 11, 2014
Get the hogback mug.A sexual act consisting of a man pulling his penis out of a woman's mouth during oral sex just before he is about to cum. The man then draws a moustache and goatee of cum across the woman's face, after which she flexes her arm muscles.
Just as I was about to bust a nut, I had the good sense to whip it out and give my woman a proper Hulk Hogan.
by Gabby's Place September 7, 2006
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by andy w. cary nc March 2, 2005
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An unattractive man who relentlessly pursues a woman who is out of his league and has made her lack of interest obvious. A hogman may create an imaginary relationship with a woman.
The hogman harassed Jane to such an extent that she was forced to put out a restraining order against him.
by Santosha March 5, 2009
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Consumer: No, damnit! i am a Hogan!
Consumer: No, damnit! i am a Hogan!
by L-shiz nit January 3, 2009
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