hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

Hoffman

The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.

Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?

by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

Hoffman

A term used to address someone's abbnomaly large for head

Yo this nigga has a Hoffman

by You know me pw November 11, 2016

The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

by b dwys September 13, 2007

hoffenhiemer

To mop a dirty spot.
on hands and knees scrubing, scrubing scrubing. David saw me doing it hard.

Mom i'm going to Hoffenhiemer the kitchen

by Bob February 25, 2005