Mississippi Hickey 

Noun. When you misinterpret lyrics to a song, and accidentally give your cousin a hickey.

Person 1: I don’t practice sand tortillas, or whatever Sublime said.

Person 2: Man, you might as well have Mississippi Hickey-ed that song for how much you butchered that.

Mississippi Hickey by mynoduesp_rex June 8, 2020

National Hickey day

November 3rd is national hickey day. This means your obligated to revive and or give a hickey from your significant other, if you don’t then you guys just aren’t meant to be....

Girl: what day is it?

Boy: national hickey day

National Hickey day by Hickeygurllll November 1, 2020

The Hickey Dickey 

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.

(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!

The Hickey Dickey by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020

The Hickey Dickey 

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.

(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!

The Hickey Dickey by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020

bong hickey 

A smoke-burn on your mask after you hit a bowl through

WALLHUGGER: YOU HITTIN THAT MF HIT THRU THA MF mASK!!!!!!
gONZO: oh shit dawg!!! My mask has a bong hickey now!
WALLHUGGER: bro what......tf?
*mask gets a burn mark where the bowl is sucked from*

bong hickey by jumglejuimce December 14, 2020

national hickey day

june 27th is national hickey day so cover whoever you wish in hickeys

“today is national hickey day so i’m going to cover my girl in hickeys”

national hickey day by lol3214 June 27, 2021

covid hickey

a thing moms say when hugging their daughters and seeing their neck....during covid. duh.

"is that a covid hickey???"

covid hickey by zackie salmon August 7, 2021