hate magnet

1. a person who is unanimously hated by everyone.

2. a person who attracts the hate or dislike of other
people.

1. Everyone thinks my girlfriend is a hate magnet because she's acting like a b*tch.

by JigaJigacallagrlbo November 6, 2007

Hatebook

using facebook as a weapon to terrorize and belittle everyone and everything

Examples:

Status Update: Brenden is looking at your sisters profile photo while stroking it

Wall Post: Brenden Loves the fact that the Yankees lost their first game at their new stadium to the Indians 10-2

Picture Comment: That bitch looks like a zeppelin

Facebook is for yuppies, Hatebook is for bad motha f#ckas

by smittyna April 24, 2009

hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.

Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!

by dom8 July 7, 2010

porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.

Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.

by ~6.48 January 3, 2009

hate fuck

An act of aggressive sex with someone as if they had no respect for the person as an equal human being, regardless if they actually do, or not. Hate fucking usually entails aggressive, sometimes violent, degrading, and humiliating sexual acts and behaviors perpetrated by an aggressive party onto a submissive, solely in the interest of the aggressor's own pleasure and amusement, and without regard for the submissive party's enjoyment or well being.

Unlike rape, hate fucking is a form of consensual sex where the submissive party has agreed (for whatever reason) to accept the treatment and behavior of the aggressor. Though unlike proper BDSM, the submissive party has not previously discussed boundaries, likes or dislikes, and doesn't necessarily enjoy all, or even any of the treatment they receive.

Women with low self-esteem, and most commonly women in porn, are often the subjects of a hate fucking.

by pseudodumbass December 3, 2013

hate-flirting

When two people rag on each other when they are secretly sleeping together. Also used as a type of foreplay, and usually comes as a predecessor to "hate-fucking".

"Wow Mike was really mean to Susie today."

"No I heard they are having an affair, so they were probably hate-flirting with each other."

by Thy Nguyen February 22, 2009

Hate Life

A term used for mild celebration, or a sarcastic term for a positive attitude towards life.

"Yeah man, i ollied that set of 3... hate life!"

by This Is Colour May 31, 2007