angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
by hughjascox August 5, 2011
Get the angry handy jmug. When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.
I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
Get the Family Holiday Handymug. me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
by brotothemax July 4, 2012
Get the double handy Jmug. Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
by deckerdialect March 12, 2009
Get the Handy J no LOmug. When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!
Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!
by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005
Get the handy bag of popcornmug. "I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017
Get the slow dance handymug. by Kate Huffman December 17, 2021
Get the Drive by Shower Handymug.