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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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Dirty haela

When you sleep with a Jewish girl and afterwards your credit score goes up 200 points. And she also does a line of Jew coke off you cock with her hook nose
Bro last night was crazy. She gave me a dirty haela.
by Jd9143 November 16, 2025
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mariam.is.halal

mariam.is.halal is the most awesome person in this planet. her magical girl videos will make you become a new person (ina good way). She is cure blacks #1 fan aswell. Shes also great cause she respects other’s opinions like a cool person. shes mutuals with some of the most coolest people on earth and she educates glitter force fans. 😎‼️
“Hey omg is that user mariam.is.halal??? Im gonna follow them they seem amazing
by Cure Black July 26, 2021
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Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022
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Blig blah hala blah

Blig blah hala blah when you get wag to high and want to eat someone's ass like an ice cream sandwich if you find yourself feeling like your Blig blah hala blah then you should probably need some help I mean. Like eating someone's ass like an ice cream sandwich is kinda weird man
Individual "wanna smoke."
Other Individual "Sure."

15 minutes later
Other Individual "I feel Blig blah hala blah."
Individual "Oh shit Stat away from .e
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