gwanch

(noun)
Someone who is rather steadfast with his/her reasoning despite of being wrong on multiple occasions. Also can be applied to someone with a slower processing capability for sarcasms and jokes.

Shut the f**k up, gwanch. You were wrong before this, and before that and before that. Why don't you just listen instead?

by philosophy is pop November 30, 2016

garnfrield

A very cool person and the best and most popular TikToker and twitch streamer who is know for its liking of Jschlatt and having the best boyfriend ever (Bruhvvy)

Person 1: woah garnfrield just posted and new Jschlatt tiktok
Person 2: omg thank you for reminding me as garnfrieid is my favorite tiktoker

by Totally not Garnfrieid itself June 27, 2021

Morgan Garner

Morgan Garner is the hottest intellectual you will meet. She is kind and usually has one of the biggest smiles you will ever see. She is equivalent to an angel but can turn against you if you repeatedly treat her like shit. She usually stands up for the underdog and won’t give in without a fight. She can also be very aggressive and if you are a guy, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Although she may portray to be a dumb blonde, she is highly skilled at knowing the tea and she knows that most guys aren’t shit. She is well-rounded and is good at anything she puts her mind to. Be her friend and love her because she can be very insecure and anxious but that love will bounce right back to you. She is like a dog — very playful and outgoing, is ALWAYS hyper and does crazy things. If you know a Morgan Garner in your life, DON’T LOSE HER. You will regret it.

“Is that a Morgan Garner because she is so hot and she also cares about other people and is good at everything”

by BaileyKerrigan23 January 1, 2019

garner-bait

A 12 or 13 year old girl, who looks to be sexually active.

Oh man, this middle school has some garner-bait.

by Dr. Wing January 13, 2005

garnet

A mix between "gosh" and "darn it". Made popular by Lucas Cruikshank is his "Fred" series on youtube.

"Oh garnet the squirrels are running through the yard!"

by AyJayBay February 23, 2009

Garnelaf

Loving, compationate person. Pronounced Garn-eh-laf

Can be shortened to 'Garne'

Me: I'm so sad.
Fred: There There, *pets*
Me: Oh, you're such a garnelaf! *hugs*

by Ashley Collins April 5, 2008

Garner

A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.

Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean.

by Leo-parda May 14, 2015