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Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH
Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.
by mandingoe August 9, 2004
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gandasa

an AXE:to kill people who dont deserve to live.
jado pharda gandasa jatt, te darr jandi sari duniya.
english: when the young man picks up his axe, the whole world gets scared.
by VV May 13, 2005
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Grouping all the STDs in one word. Gandaria,Herpes,Siffilis,Genatale Warts,Aids,Hepatitus
That Bitch Gave me "Ganda-herpa-sifa-warta-aid-a-titus"
by Josh Pope January 18, 2007
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Gandalf or Yoda?

Gandalf is a man
Yoda is a puppet
by lezbo October 13, 2003
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Yer Grandad

1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad
2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback
3.If your shit at comebacks
Cool kid: Hi i heard you mum is hot
Gay kid: So is yer grandad
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a guando

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando
Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch
by K-Berg December 30, 2007
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Pulled a Gandalf

Making sure someone will not succeed or pass.
My teacher pulled a Gandalf today when he gave out a quiz that I surely "shall not pass".

The car in the other lane next to me pulled a Gandalf for about 2 miles. He made sure I wouldn't be able to pass.

Bob: Damn, that girl at the end of the bar is looking fine, I think I'm going to try and make a pass at her.
Charles: No way man, she pulled a Gandalf already on 3 other guys who tried me make a pass at her tonight.

Question: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Gandalf
by rockylibero October 10, 2012
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