“dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting”
“that’s freaking disgusting”
by u.r.a.greasy.salamander May 25, 2018
A teenage male, always greasy, un-attractive, acne ridden, angst laden and more often than not a gamer.
Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Only tempting to those who are desperate or in self destruct mode, to be avoided at all costs.
Girl 1: I had a really good time the other night.
Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!
'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
Girl 2: It was awful, while you were off upstairs with that guy I was left surrounded by a bunch of greasy temptation!
'The local cinema is a real hotspot for greasy temptation due to the low lighting and their love of sci-fi.'
by myunthoughtprovokingpseudonym June 20, 2009
1: A rodent that is slippery.
2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.
1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.
2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.
by Roy Sanchez August 08, 2006
A commonly used term on bus 227 to talk about lonely teenage boys who are really nerdy and have never have a girlfriend decide that masturbation is not enough to fill their sexual needs so they wander over to the nearest sheep farm and fuck a sheep.
by Kieran's anus tumor February 10, 2015
by jayyyy69 November 12, 2009
I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.
by happy diver March 08, 2011
by Crap in packets August 28, 2019