gluteus whitius

The almost non-existent region of a caucasion male or female located beneath the after portion of his or her mid section.

Johnny: "Did you see the butt on that girl at the tractor pull on Firday?"

Dale: "Sure didn't!"

Johnny: "What about you, Ben?"

Ben: "Nope."

Stephanie: "That's because she had a gluteus whitius. It's nothin' like my big ol' bahonkydunk!"

by sweeperman01 December 3, 2009

Glute-Strings

A Physical condition inwhich the guteal muscle elongate and transend into the hamstrings achieving a flat appearence.

"Check out the glute strings on that chick"

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

glutenist

Someone that doesn't eat things with gluten or hates the word gluten.

"Is it GLUUUUUUTEN free?!"
gluten ist glutenist

by Sorryimmak June 22, 2015

Glutus Joshuous Grizorskiius

The child, school-mate, or fellow worker in which everyone hates secrety and who also favors the large erect African Cock.

"Listen you schmee your acting like a gosh darn Glutus Joshuous Grizorskiius!!"

by MS Miller and JM Jackson May 8, 2003

Glutching

The act of severing one's genitalia only to wrap up tightly in cling film and proceed to show others. From the verb "To Glutch"

Man: Where's Jimmy tonight?
Woman: I found a note on the table saying he was off out for a spot of glutching

by Robson Green July 9, 2004

glute and limb bag

A glute and limb bag is another word for pants, usually of the baggy variety. The 'glute', a slang/informal term for any of the three muscles in each buttock, and the 'limb', pertaining to the legs, are all housed within the pants, referred to as the 'bag' in this phrase. Hence the combination 'glute and limb bag'. Regional dialect of Upstate New York.

Back in the day, that boy Sammy Davis Jr. could dance right out outta' his glute and limb bag!

by VanillaIceChick July 16, 2008

gluteun-free

(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.

Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015