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glow up hoe up

The transformation from an awkward ugly duckling to a confident majestic swan...who will eventually bang anyone in an attempt to cement their glow-up status and make up for lost time.
She went from sweet and innocent to sexy and easy after that glow up hoe up hit!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Green Glow Under My Car

Having sex in your car.
I had the Green Glow Under My Car as i fucked her.
by conker5698 July 18, 2007
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Glow Babies

Look at all these glow babies up in this field.
by Noniway May 28, 2018
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Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.
"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."
by DryBurn April 15, 2016
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The Glamorous Glow-stick

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.
Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.
by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021
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Hydro Glow

The look of extreme pleasure after smoking extremely tasty, or powerful, hydroponic marijuana. Usually consists of wide open red eyes, accompanied by a wide grinned smile, and soon followed by a look of ultimate relaxation.
After smoking that Blueberry Kush, I had the Hydro Glow. People could see for miles around that I was tore up.
by The_Hydro_Glo September 23, 2013
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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