glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

glitchability

a very sexy man who gets hoes

damn, glitchability is sooo sexy and cool

by AAAAAAAA56 October 18, 2021

glistenair

Somewhere creepy on discord with so much kinky people, you will not want to be there, trust me

I entered glistenair now i have to go to a therapist

by dio_brando1737 August 29, 2020

Glissy

A combination of the glossy and shiny used to describe someone who looks good in a specific instance.

“Damn girl you lookin Glissy today, your makeup is poppin’!.”

“Ooh look at my boyfriend lookin all glissy in his tux”.

by Endless thots May 31, 2018

glitching my Matrix

A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.

"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."

by Charles Hoffmann August 27, 2010

glisteny

Used to describe a person, object or place that gives of a distinct sparkle. Usually used to describe a negative trait.

I tried using the spray-on sunscreen. It's all glisteny and nasty, and doesn't cover evenly so you get weird tan marks.

by basterdictionary July 12, 2011

Glistenair

Glistenair is a discord server with a lot feet and a lot of kinky people. Really fun chat doe and a lot of nice humans but still very kinky. A lot of memes as well.

i got killed in glistenair

by vaatn September 3, 2020