gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
by willhale1994 June 15, 2011
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gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic
dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.
by Z-71 October 26, 2007
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gash cleansing

To clean and purify the female vagina using sterilisation methods or magical techniques after a horde of unsanitary sexual encounters
"Mate she needs a good gash cleansing after that vicious gang bang"
by Theneckfromhell August 30, 2016
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gash bonanza

A gash bonanza is to a disproportionately large number of women at a given event as a sausage fest is to a disproportionately large number of men at a given event.
"There is a total gash bonanza going on in this club tonight."
by Kitty McStabbe April 08, 2010
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Gash Attack

When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.
Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad
by Hero19 December 20, 2011
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gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!
by scottsman_too_hotsman March 07, 2009
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Gash-casket

Someone (generally a female) who is a narcissistic, manipulative, lying, entitled piece of shit and flaunts it.
When Trump says, "I'll grab her in the pussy," he showed what a true gash-casket he is.
by Maddy Bear October 15, 2016
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