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gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.
Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!
by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009
mugGet the gash pointsmug.

yeet gash

A severely over-used vagina, typically found on a middle aged woman that is a complete slut and has tried to make her way through life by fucking every thing that fits in her. Usually the product silver-spoon born pretty girls who feel a sense of entitlement and know no life-skills or trades. "A flashlight in a cave" or "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" may be used to describe, imagine taking a 4 day old Arby's roast beef sandwich stomping on it 5-6 times and running it over with a ton truck to get a mental picture.
Becky's got that "yeet gash", somebody threw that thing out in the weather to die about 10-12 times now. Its a shame too, she does have a pretty face.
by DaHypE August 23, 2022
mugGet the yeet gashmug.

gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.
the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.
by willhale1994 June 15, 2011
mugGet the gash policemug.

gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic
dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.
by Z-71 November 12, 2007
mugGet the gash gasketmug.

gash with a tash

a woman with lots of pubic hair around her gash
dam shes some gash with a tash
by Peter Blomley June 13, 2008
mugGet the gash with a tashmug.

Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
by magicrob69 July 2, 2016
mugGet the Moustache Gashmug.

Gash-casket

Someone (generally a female) who is a narcissistic, manipulative, lying, entitled piece of shit and flaunts it.
When Trump says, "I'll grab her in the pussy," he showed what a true gash-casket he is.
by Maddy Bear October 15, 2016
mugGet the Gash-casketmug.

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