gash police

the name given to a group of guys that go chasing after gash.

once a member of the gash police has stopped a suspect it means that they will defiantly get some action. gash police have to be specifically selected by will as members of the gash police have to be able to spot good gash when necessary and we cant allow gash criminals to get away.

the gash need to watch out because the gash police are coming.

pascal being a top lad and a well respected member of the gash police successfully tracked down the gash suspect and detained her.

by willhale1994 June 15, 2011

gash-gobbler

Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.

That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!

by GAZZA_L November 20, 2016

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

gash with a tash

a woman with lots of pubic hair around her gash

dam shes some gash with a tash

by Peter Blomley June 13, 2008

yeet gash

A severely over-used vagina, typically found on a middle aged woman that is a complete slut and has tried to make her way through life by fucking every thing that fits in her. Usually the product silver-spoon born pretty girls who feel a sense of entitlement and know no life-skills or trades. "A flashlight in a cave" or "throwing a hotdog down a hallway" may be used to describe, imagine taking a 4 day old Arby's roast beef sandwich stomping on it 5-6 times and running it over with a ton truck to get a mental picture.

Becky's got that "yeet gash", somebody threw that thing out in the weather to die about 10-12 times now. Its a shame too, she does have a pretty face.

by DaHypE August 23, 2022

gash bonanza

A gash bonanza is to a disproportionately large number of women at a given event as a sausage fest is to a disproportionately large number of men at a given event.

"There is a total gash bonanza going on in this club tonight."

by Kitty McStabbe April 7, 2010

gash points

A scoring system designed to allow the fair distribution of sexual favours. Gash points may be achieved by the display of wit, athleticism, physical attributes (ie' genitals) intelligence, skills and wealth.

Playing the guitar while doing pressups? That's worth twenty gash points!

by scottsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009