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Gap That Ass

To have anal sex with a woman with such vigor, in turn permanently spreading her buttocks. Hence, the "gap."
Cindy, you won't be walking straight tomorrow when I gap that ass.
by payrayz February 17, 2010
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Bible Gap

The gap between a woman's upper thighs. It varies between a Pamphlet or Gideons (a nonexistent or narrow gap respectively) right up to the rare and priceless King James Family Heirloom (a gap so wide as to allow a clenched fist to pass unobstructed).

So named because it facilitates the position of the Missionary.
By means of the young lady's prodigious Bible Gap, her cameltoe (q.v.) was visible from behind even when she was at (and thereby commanding...) full attention.
by theVictorian December 9, 2008
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Gap Yah

A year which upper-class college graduates take to volunteer in less fortunate countries helping orphans, in hope of improving their C.V for future career opportunities.

The phrase was originally defined by the dictionary, however a more detailed explanation has been provided by Youtube.
"No no Tarquin I can't go shopping on the King's Road...you see I'm on my Gap Yah"

"On my Gap Yah I saw this woman and she had malaria and she looked at me with this vacant stare as if to say you and I are one with kindred spirits"

"I'm on my Gap Yah on this spiritual, cultural, political exchange thing"

"On my Gap Yah I was so lashed, I was like Lash Gordon, eating bangers and lash... I was literally wearing a lashmina"
by Bantahsaurus Rex November 21, 2010
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man gap

Refers to the hole in the crotch of men's pajama pants.
"Being female, I had to sew up the man gap in my pajama pants."

"On cold winter nights when urination is imminent, men are fortunate enough to have outdoor plumbing, so there is no need to pull their pants down and freeze. They can simply use the man gap in their pajama pants."
by Morrighainne MacHealey January 18, 2010
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gap out

To become distracted from the task at hand and focus on another idea of a different tangent.
"I didn't hear a word you said, I just had a massive gap out!"
by noah_pr December 30, 2007
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Gap Fat

the lbs and lbs of fat gained by general laziness combined with ready meals, takeaways and/or boarding school/workplace food consumed on your gap year.
It's just gap fat.
by gapfattie May 1, 2011
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Gap-surfing

Browsing the internet on the London Underground. Usually by painstakingly connecting to free Wi-Fi for 20 seconds at each stop.
"Sorry for the slow replies, I'm gap-surfing on the sweltering Central Line.
by Magiver.co.uk July 13, 2015
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