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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris aka God can swim through land
God by Chuck Norris aka god October 7, 2010
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a made up "being" that people use as an excuse to try to forget about all the disappointing things in the world. People believe in a god because they have to hope for something better out there because they can't bear the fact that this is as good as it's going to get.
god by crunch43543 January 1, 2009
What does God, Gnomes, Fairies and Minotaurs all have in common?
God by PUNX April 19, 2005
A main character from a bestseller Bible,who created the Earth for seven days,and the rest of the universe with all that planets,stars and all in one day,probably while having a snack,and now contorls us
Then he made his son,with VIRGIN Mary,Jesus,wich later he killed by putting him on cross,to learn his killers a lesson?
But one of the people thought this book is real,and he made the rest of 75% of humanity to belive in that,and not in Little Red Riding Hood.
there are also some other gods,by other books
A:God i praise you
B:Buddha I praise YOU
C:Little red riding hood,i praise you
D:i am hungry
God by uptheirons May 25, 2009
the medicine of the masses.
atheist: dude but you're dying!

believer: its okay, god will heal me.
*next day*

atheist: poor sucker, that non existing god surely healed him.
god by julieeh July 11, 2010
The alpha and omega. The beginning and the end. The ultimate power and originator of all and the holy of holies. The only awe inspiring entity that created man and also gave man free will to love him or hate him. God is love and life everlasting. He is the same yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever. He is the forgiver of sins and granter of salvation. God is a God of second chances. The lord our God is one.
God is good.
God is full of love and forgiveness.
There is nothing to great for God to handle.
Our lord our God is one.
god by Violette R May 3, 2007