funky hedge

a dance move involving akward violent pelvic-thrusts.

"do the funky hedge now!!"

by pheeble October 4, 2009

funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Funky Possum

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

funky muffler

When eating an asshole and they fart

That bitch gave me a funky muffler

by angelaluv69 February 19, 2015

funky light

A Funky Light is shoving a disco ball up a women's vagina chasing a bright flashing light inside of her stomach causing for extreme vaginal penetration

Bro, My girl has a funky light and makes my dick glow!

by Supafastboi August 24, 2017

Fonkey

a fake or false monkey, usually a person who's appearance greatly resembles a monkey

Corey: Hey Ernest.....Hey monkey you need to quit ignoring me
Ernest: Y'all gonna quit, I ain't no monkey
Corey: You right, you a fake monkey
James: A Fonkey

by cvcroskey May 1, 2018

Funky

Wrong or biased. (The test is wrong)

Omitting a variable or a nonlinear relationship in an explanatory variable may result in funky estimates. Question 28 on test blue was wrong.

by Packedlight May 29, 2018