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Full Retard

1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.
You went full retard man. Never go full retard.
by Anon_999@yahoo.com October 8, 2008
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Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008
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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
by Magogigle October 23, 2009
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full mattress

a large amount of money. The term was featured the song "im good" by Clipse when he said, "My mattress is full, why shouldnt I be out?"
Son, my mattress is full we hittin Vegas!

"Do you have any money?"

"I gotta full mattress"
by XFlurry October 26, 2009
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Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.
Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.
by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012
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Full Freight Parent

Parent(s) of a college student who did not receive any financial aid thereby requiring the parents to foot the entire cost of the college education.
Bubba University is pleased to sponsor a light luncheon to honor our Full Freight Parents. Our Full Freight Parents will also be given preferred parking at this year's graduation.
by Theamazingken July 24, 2012
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