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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
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Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday
"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:
by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020
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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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Inappropriate Friday

When Fridays fall on a prime number in the month such as the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23th or 31st calendar day of a month, it is customary and mandatory to say inappropriate things, especially in office environments that are traditionally governed by more serious behaviour.

This concept was introduced in 2013-2014 in the London financial industry, initially to be able to shed the burden of formalalities and hierarchy in the office.

The intent of the inappropriate comments is to be witty and funny.
- why don't you tell Martha to strip down her clothes for the customer.

- I can't ask her that...
- sure you can, its inappropriate Friday.

- brandon, you are so dumb, you should just roll over and sleep
- oh my god, you can't speak to him that way
- sure I can, but only on inappropriate Fridays.
by InappropriateGod September 8, 2017
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Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012
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Funky Friday

Funky Friday is a Roblox FNF (Friday Night Funkin') game that was made by Lyte Interactive.
"Yo bro I just got done doing the devils tango with my girlfriend and I proceeded to PFC Ghost Mania in Funky Friday!"
by Sh4mbles December 14, 2021
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Communist Friday

A day for communism because Friday is an uphill struggle and the weekend is always an anti-climax
"It's Communist Friday today, better get the manifesto out."
by stegosaurussss November 21, 2014
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