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Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.
She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner
by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024
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Flooferpug

A pug that is a floofer. Flooferpugs are cute, and so floofy that almost all photos of them are their fur.
Man: Have you seen that viral new photo of the Flooferpug?
Woman: yes, it’s entirely it’s floof, you can’t even see the dog in it
by Puggus thine Puggus January 11, 2025
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Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers
The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.
by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025
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Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her
Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"
by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025
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Floofernelius

Very iconic and is justified in their hate for Earwax
Me floofernelius and im here to say, “I hate earwax because they’re gai 😁”
by FloofyPenguin0 October 6, 2025
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Fooner

A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.
- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!
by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025
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Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.
John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.
by Mcjissycumpants December 6, 2010
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