Flanders

A complete maniac, that will do anything for attention no matter the concequences. complete and total douch that has been an experement for birth with the use of drugs and parents tryin to find out what happens without the use of a condom...
Anyways, every social group has a "Flanders", Just pick out the person who is challenging the jacked guy at the mall just so people can think that hes tough while he talks mad trash, thats that groups "Flanders" and it now becomes there nickname.

Kody- So Frank what are we gonna do
Anthony- maybe we should go to the mall or somthing
Frank- Fuck that lets go make fun of Jewish people and spill drinks on marble floors so we can kick over the wet floor signs so we can laugh at people falling and hurting themselves.
Kody & Anthony- Your fucking retarded Flanders.

by P 3 N 1 S July 25, 2009

Flounder

To rub your bellend up and down repeatedly against someone's pouting lips

Rob? did you sleep with that girl last night?

Nah, but i floundered her a treat! She won't be needing lipstick for a while.

by Axe Wound 123 March 30, 2009

flounderina

A really bad ballerina
The opposite of fabbarina

'Corr, that's a bad Plie. What a flounderina'

by Jough December 27, 2007

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Flurder

flur-der

–noun
1.
Law . the killing of a fly under conditions specifically covered in law. In the U.S., special statutory definitions include flurder committed with malice aforethought, characterized by deliberation or premeditation or occurring during the commission of another serious crime, as mouse trapping or bug spray (first-degree flurder), and flurder by intent but without deliberation or premeditation (second-degree flurder).
2.
Slang . something extremely difficult or perilous: That final exam was flurder!
3.
a group or flock of sea bass.

That woman Kate is the Flurderer!

by BandGodFather July 8, 2011

Flounder

An entrepreneurial bottom-feeding investor who helps build a (usually high-tech) company with the intent to sell it, usually at the expense of those who made it successful. The modern term for "founder." Named for a fish that evolved both eyes to the same side of its head, to facilitate bottom-feeding and hiding from predators.

The company I worked for was great, until some of the founders proved to be flounders.

by Samandor January 24, 2015

flanderific

of disastrous proportion, catastrophic failure, shockingly hideous, shuddersome or deplorable.

After experiencing several flanderific events, I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

5 people died in a car crash due to decapitation; the scene of the crash was flanderific.

by Mike Flander November 18, 2016