floating

Going from girl to girl. Not sticking with one woman more than a few days for gains of sexual intercourse.

Jimmy started college last fall and ever since then he's just been floating around the girls in his dorm. I'm sure he'll get a bad rep soon.

by Jemmers January 18, 2008

floating your boat

to praise one self or one's abilities and/or skills

person 1: i am the greatest guitarist ever
person 2: would you quit floating your boat?!?

by a.m. de silva July 16, 2008

floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.

She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!

by Richie McFarland March 11, 2004

flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting

Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...

by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005

high end flirting

Getting expensive gifts delivered to the office...not flowers, actual gifts. Fancy.

"A silk tie and Cole Haan wallet were delivered today... He's totally high end flirting with you."

by cjcmkenn October 18, 2012

Floating Rock Mentality

A nihilistic mentality which mostly teenagers use to belittle and dismiss any tasks they have as unimportant in the grand scheme of things. Most often used by people who aren't actually nihilistic or mentally ill but by dick heads (usually teenagers) who don't want to do 2 pages of homework.

Dude 1: Dude, you're failing every single class. I can help you with homework if you want!
Dude 2: We live on a floating rock, I don't care
Dude 1: Not the floating rock mentality. dude, it's not that hard.

by A.Aron March 15, 2021

fake flirting

When she won’t admit that her boyfriend and unloyal and flirts with everyone but her

Riley: He doesn’t flirt with everyone it’s just fake flirting.

Judy: He hit on Mary so hard at the party last night.
Riley: FAKE FLIRTING!

by i like ban November 6, 2017