El flechero

A small village part of the cotija municipality, with the population of -500. The village is losing population because the people from there are too stuck up and think the village life is for los nacos. Its home of the Cardenas, Cejas, Lopez, and Magañas. If you want to date a girl from there you better have money. The guys there buy ATV's and report them stolen so they don't have to pay the note. They also have a funcion like San Juanico but theirs is smaller and not as fun. The people there are extremely cheap and stingy. They will starve themselves to buy nice clothes. They like to hang out with guys from San Juanico because they don't mind paying anything. All in the the people are not bad. But they will screw you on money. They listen to narco corridos and then cry when they get robbed at the border.

Let's go to el Flechero a los arrancones

Ay van los de San juanico a cojerse las burras del Flechero

Ay vienen los del lechero a cagar el palo

by La masacuata January 24, 2022

Jolly Feltcher

The 'Jolly Feltcher' is the name given to a highly advanced and very rare techique that is found amongst a Master Feltcher's ass-enal. A 'Jolly Fetcher' is a 2 person, 3 step move performed during an anal sex session that can end in ways worse than death itself. The first step is to insert a single piece of a hard candy 'Jolly Rancher' into the asshole of your partner. The 2nd step is to perform anal sex without losing the piece of candy amongst the sexual carnage until climax is reached and your partners asshole turns from an anal cavity calamity to a nicely filled cum pocket. The third and last step is to then place your mouth over your partners asshole with an airtight seal and proceed to suck until the piece of candy begins to move back through your partners internal pink sock and clears any and all things that are in its path into your mouth.

*WARNING! PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND BEFORE ATTEMPTING*

Sucking the 'Jolly Rancher' out an anal passage that has too much build up to be pushed through smoothly will cause

the hard candy to move too slowly and may cause a back pressure to build and possibly regain it's normal resting atmospheric pressure too ubruptly if the airtight seal is broken which can cause the hard candy to become a projectile with more stopping power than a .50cal hollow point round. To prevent this from occuring please do a minimum 3day prior cleanse to ensure no such build up to be present.

Person 1: Hey man! Can I get one packet of those hard candy Jolly Rancher's? I'm going surprise my partner this weekend! *Begins to hand cashier money to purchase the item*

Person 2: *Looks at 'person 1' with slight smirk and facial expression of total non-verbal understanding* *Your money is no good here, Sir! You are a god amongst men and I hope your 'Jolly Feltcher' weekend away is as beautiful as the technique was first prophesized.

by LocNilla May 7, 2023

far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit

Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.

by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023

back door feltchers

A person of low morals and values, that will berate you to their friends and on sites like this. And you end up finding out from there so called mates.

Person:1 -Hay you would not believe the shit those back door feltchers say about you when your not around.

Person:2 -Why would I believe you.

Person:1 - Well have a look at this site and see what your friends really think of you.

Person:2- Get over yourselves.

by Who would have thought!! May 22, 2012