flap shot

Possibly the best type of rude ladies photo. One that gets such a close up, you can see the flaps. (labia)

That page 3 model's a right slag, I heard she's done flap shots in Razzle

by David from Kingsbury November 05, 2003

teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Talking Flap

A term used in South-East Pennsylvania to describe someone speaking in an insulting or offensive way.

Dylan: Boy, I caught you doing hand stands in the shower.
Josh: You talking flap?

by colesalad007 May 15, 2020

shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 10, 2008

Flapped Ass

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff February 24, 2011

flap tap

like a sack tap for girls. boys hit each others balls, girls hit each others flaps.

"carla was pissing me off, so i gave her a flap tap"

by johngerr8 September 07, 2009

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 15, 2004