A phrase used by single men to explain their single status, usually in conversation with women, or in a personal ad. Often uttered in a whiny tone. (Actual niceness of the single man is largely irrelevant when using the term.)
When Julia turned him down for sex, Julio further justified her decision when he whined, "Nice guys finish last!"
by vestasmama August 27, 2006
A male who is desperate for a woman even though she has shown clearly many times she sees him as only a friend and nothing more will come of it. Despite the constant rejections he still lingers like a homeless animal in hopes he’ll get his chance with her through his nice deeds and constant random times he visits to bring her food and kissing her ass in any way he can. He doesn’t realize that it makes him look absolutely pathetic and there comes this phrase « nice guys finish last » because a girl he’s into doesn’t want to have sex with him since In all reality boys don’t do this for nothing in return.
In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
In reality he’s giving his time and attention on a girl who uses him while she wants some other guy with muscles and a fuckboy vibe who will use her for sex that he unfortunately is not giving. Rather than moving the fuck on to a girl who deserves him he remains like some annoying pest because of her beauty which she probably doesn’t have. Therefore this time and heartbreak depletes this boy into thinking he needs to become an ass to get a girl but it’s not him that’s the problem but in reality his own filthy stupid taste in fucked up whores with big time daddy issues.
Nice guys finish last are boys who cry victim when the fuckgirl won’t bend down for them from their constant compliments and nice chivalry they shower her with.
by Datruther! December 25, 2019
A rude remark made by rude people when someone tries to say they're done with something. Meant to convey that the person saying it is intelligent in some way, but only succeeds in making that person look impolite and pretentious. Incidentally, the supposed grammar rule this is based on is not accepted by any English usage guides.
by Purple Carrot January 12, 2018
Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.
by hallucinating_019 June 29, 2022
"I'm so sick of your business. I pay my bill every month and all you do is rob me blind.."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
"..and I'm gonna let you finish, but I'm going to step in here really quick."
by LittleJJ December 19, 2012
when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"
girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????
boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!
boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!
by TOTO 6IX 2WO November 20, 2011
True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.
Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)
by TheRealNiceguy January 14, 2022