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Yeetus fetus

The male version of a snail in the time lapse of a orphan child
My cousin is honestly a yeetus fetus
by Dam yet October 19, 2018
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Fetus Master

Being the master of all fetuses, usually chosen by an election by the many feti Plural of fetus of the United States. The fetus master can control fetuses, and understand their thoughts.
Bob- What are thouse stupid feti thinking?
Not Bob- I don't know, ask the Fetus Master
Bob- Hey what are those feti thinking?
Fetus Master- The feti say..... Fuck you
Bob- Cool
Not Bob- Yeah Bob, Fuck you
by Brandon Burch October 5, 2006
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harlequin fetus

An skin disease called Harlequin-type ichthyosis wich causes the skin to become diamond plated, as well as the eyes to turn out and the ears, nose, and appendages to be horribly deformed or non-existant. The mouth is drawn into a painful rendtion of a jesters smile. The babies usually die within days due to severe bacterial infection of the cracked skin.

Recently an internet phenomenon has started with people linking others to pictures of harlequin babies in an attempt to shock them. While not particularly shocking to many, some people are truly horrified; however these people are wrong. The correct response is to laugh long and laugh hard at the suffering of other human beings. Many bleeding heart liberals wish people would stop posting these pictures because it's "inhumane". They obviously haven't learned that internet trolls have no soul.
Dude, my friend sent me this *linkage*

OMFG WTF is that?!!??!

Harlequin Fetus

Oh, lulz
by Rena Maniacle June 1, 2006
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Dying Fetus

Authors of the song "Grotesque Impalement", easily the most unintentionally hilarious song every written.
This song by Dying Fetus sounds literally like a bunch of belching gorillas.
by Rogercles April 13, 2006
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Fetus Fucker

Sangriada, posibbly angelcore
Hey, buddie, dont you thinks he acts like a fetus fucker?
by texasissouth October 12, 2008
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fetus small

a fictional type of hallucinogen that i dreamed about
"hey, got the hookup of fetus smalls?"
by The Opalkanator November 21, 2004
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fetus dick

Usually a fuck boy that's name varies from "Khalil,Michael, or Jonathan". Fetus dicks have penises that are so small that even under a microscope you would not be able to see them.
"Yo Khalil! You got a fetus dick!"
"A what?"
"FEEEEETUS DIIIIICK!!"
by The RealTrill March 28, 2015
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