ferret legging

A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.

hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.

by banquo January 20, 2004

Ferrari

The car grandpa said Angelica could turn her cat Fluffy into on Rugrats

"Why, you could turn Fluffy into a Ferrari!"

by tea for two roo January 9, 2008

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet a monkey could do better

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the f*** are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards
Whata mistake of da maker

by Carlos science November 24, 2019

Ferrari

Bella Macchina. the perfect automobile blending superb stability and handling, mind numbing performance and the finest craftsmanship in one helluva looking car. With the exception of a few duds, every prancing horse to come out of maranello just backs up the name. the driver of the ferrari should be an enthusiast who truly appreciates the car as a performance machine, but since its inception, the market for the ferrari has seen buyers who buy the car simply to flaunt the yellow badge around town. these people should have it confiscated and given a bentley or a maserati.

notable models include all the 250s (GTO), 365, 308s (288 GTO), 512TR, 355, 360 CS, 430+scuderia, 575, 599, 612, F40, F50, enzo, 458, 458, 458, 355 challenge, not the new california (the V8 is where??) and no models ending with the letters XX as they are simply over hyped bullshit cars that look like i dont even know what.

Yuppie cunt: Hey i just bought the new California, its so cool and its a convertible.

Ferrari purist: Fuck your mother, the engine is missing 4 cylinders and its ass is one of a female negro. Buy a real ferrari like a 355 or something

by The Bear Jew. January 6, 2010

naked ferret

to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex

i'd like to naked ferret him.

by eunice brow January 21, 2008

Ferrari

The best, and only the best.

I don't care what ANYONE else thinks, Ferrari > Porsche, Audi, Lamborghini, Chevy(ish), Ford, Dodge, Nissan, Toyota, and anything else you think of.

They are THE BEST, AND ONLY THE BEST

by Fryd December 13, 2010

Ferret

Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D

Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!

Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.

Friend: I wish I had one!

by FerretLover June 18, 2010