The large amount of shit still adhered to your asscrack or what may seep out after taking a massive dump, even though you were sure you sufficiently wiped to cleanliness.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
This condition is noticed when you all the sudden feel massively crusty down there, and usually means you must re-enter the bathroom to tidy up.
Boss: "Why did you go to the bathroom again? You were just in there for 20 minutes."
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
You: "Sorry boss, I had a bad case of fecal afterbirth"
by Shazzbozz July 9, 2010
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by JED ANDERSON January 15, 2004
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1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.
Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"
by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007
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by asia July 11, 2004
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It means somebody that has an abnormal appetite or liking for shit
It means somebody that has an abnormal appetite or liking for shit
by Jason Lonegal February 7, 2005
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I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.
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