father ted

is good show

Person A: "Father Ted is on,"
Person B: "I don't believe it!,"

by Mr.Quagsire April 21, 2022

Father Shamus

The L33t leader of THE cult and emmbassidor to A cult. Once gaining disciples he becomes Secret Jesus.

D00d I want to be a disciple to Father Shamus!

by Fido The Righteous December 24, 2004

Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

by anonymous November 15, 2022

Father Hoppi

a ungrateful perverted that sexually harasses every child he comes by and looks like a faggot

today Father Hoppi teaches bible

by jacob sweden October 11, 2018

Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

Facebook Father

Man whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his child consists of Facebook postings extolling his virtues as a father. A Facebook Father wants all the rights of fatherhood with none of the responsibilities and uses Facebook to fool the causal observer into believing that he is Father of the Year.
See also: Deadtweet Dad

That Facebook Father just posted a beautiful picture of his daughter, but hasn't paid child support, medical expenses or any tuition for over a year.

by Salwanhoward June 2, 2012