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duck face/kissy face

Facial expression related to a lack of friends and self-steem. It is ofen used as a demand of attention.

See also selfie.
I bet that dorky bitch will fill the web tonight with her duck face/kissy face.
by D1ego October 30, 2013
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Goochy Goochy Face Face

Goochy Goochy Face Face

A game invented in the late 1990s by ex-England cricketer Graham Gooch.
A drink fuelled night out celebrating a test victory over Scotland turned sour when the England cricket team were denied entry to the V.I.P room in Stringfellow's. So incensed by this, Graham Gooch barged his way into the room to find it occupied by the Neville brothers celebrating a victory over Crystal Palace.
In an alcohol fuelled rage Graham lowered his pants and began to 'gooch' Gary Neville whilst shouting 'Goochy Goochy Face Face'.
The incident made headlines in all the Sunday papers and the two have not spoken since.

The object of the game is to place ones bare gooch on the opponents face while he/she is trying to do the same.
Goochy Goochy Face Face can be declared at anytime and anyplace with many bouts spontaneously starting during major sporting events and civil ceremonies.
Upon declaring 'Goochy Goochy Face Face' partcipants must remove ones clothes and try to 'Gooch' their opponent.
The contest continues until one participant is victorious.

The sport has quite and underground following which probably peaked in early 2002 when Chuck Norris knocked out Christian Slater with his patented 'Roundhouse Gooch'.
Chuck was later banned from the sport after killing two of the original members of Franz Ferdinand.
This paved the way for current fans favourite, Prince and his flamboyant overhead gooch manoeuvre which is loved by fans world wide.
Brian challenged Stewie to a game of Goochy Goochy Face Face.
by Jean Claude Van Damme February 7, 2006
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face face

A name usually given to call a person a name without saying it
by Jack Spicer January 13, 2008
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Facing

v- The act of placing one's face upon random objects and or organisms to create humor. Often times pictures are taken and posted to social media websites(Facebook, Twitter, etc.). Facing was created by 3 handsome gentlemen by the names of: Andrew R., Spencer B., and Zaine C. on 3/3/12 in Ohio.
Andrew:"Hey Zaine, want to go facing tonight?"
Zaine:"Yeah."
Spencer:"Can I come too?"
Zaine:"No."
Andrew:"He can come, as long as he doesn't face his ex."
Zaine:"Fine."
by Original Facing June 6, 2012
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FACE!

An exclamation used by anyone in the case of boredom or in a weird, awkward silence with another person.
A boy and girl are on the phone.
Boy: **silence**...
Girl: **silence**...
Boy: **silence**...
Girl: FACE!
Boy: yup.....
by Kaedi January 28, 2004
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to face

You: So are you going to call him?
Your friend: No, I'm just going to face him. What do your reckon, message or wall?
by TessC January 31, 2009
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face creme

Cum on one's face from giving a blow job. The result of receiving a facial.
Likki loves face creme. It's her secret for maintaining her youthful appearance.
by Likki Blondegirl November 12, 2021
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