Facebook

A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically

Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!

by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018

Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010

facebook

A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!

Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!

by lalagirl465 January 26, 2011

facebook

A place where people talk to friends and play virtual games. A total place to waste your life.

250th definition!

May 5, 2007: *on FaceBook*

April 21, 2012: *still on FaceBook*

School: *sneaking on FaceBook on my smartphone*

by CoderWhoWillMakeANewFaceBook September 23, 2012

Facebook

1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.

I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!

by Sweeney Todd2010 January 3, 2009

Facebook

When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.

Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!

Person two: Were you online yesterday?

Person one: Yeah...

Person two: You just got facebooked!

by Delta 2777 March 20, 2009

Facebook

The ultimate creeping/procastinating tool. Also home to the infamous FarmVille.

"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"

by Creepingprocastinator January 24, 2010