elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

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Eylanna

Spoiled brat who thinks of herself. She comes off rude but turns into a decent type of nice when actually getting to know her. She honestly hates men and will

Boy: your so rude

Eylanna: *pinches or physically hurts them*

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Boy: Your so rude

Eylanna: *cries*

by Oof-321 April 15, 2020

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Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

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eloni

eloni is a beautiful girl , she is crazy asf , and she can talk a lot abt someone and they will never know cause she slick like that 😏she mad crazy but she a funny ass person but she falls in love with the ugly ass curly heads 😭 chile anyways - i support you🥰

eloni : i am gay

jr : i know baby

eloni : why would you think that

jr : nvm cutie

eloni : “ tehehe “ * continues to lick his butt*

by Bri25 September 14, 2020

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