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why does this exist

Guy1: "Why does this exist?"

Guy2: "I don't know man"
by Isopropylalcohol99%usp June 4, 2021
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws
Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow
by raybeez May 29, 2022
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prettiest boy to ever exist

Jack Tilney. No other words needed. Xx
Jack Tilney is the prettiest boy to ever exist.
by Moth_xo09<3333 April 12, 2024
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Exist

Lifer - An alive individual does not identify as human or animal, only existence.

Pronouns: It/Preferred Name
Gender: None
I'm not androgynous, I'm a lifer. I don't believe in categorized placements. I believe in my existence as a being, but non-human/non-animal.

*existence precedes essence*
by typical0nlineuser May 31, 2022
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are you ready

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
But eventually the word will phase from existence is a definition created by a loser who wants to rick roll people.
by UrbanDoge July 31, 2021
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