Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Elvis

No, not Elvis Presley. I'm talking about a (beyond) normal boy. Guys named Elvis are unique, cute, hot, muscular, and usually have really good style. HIS DIMPLES ARE SOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEE AND HIS SMILE WILL MELT YOUUUUUUUUUU!!! If you meet an Elvis and he's into you, DO NOT PASS THAT UP.

Jenny: Who's that?
Leena: Are you talking about that cute boy with the majestic smile and amazing style? That's Elvis. Every girl wants him!

by youllneverknow:) September 15, 2025

Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")

Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022

Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Elvis

the best boyfriend in the world, he makes you feel like you're a queen and you deserve the world. Even as a long distance boyfriend, he always calls you and will stay up for you at night since he's halfway across the world from you. He's the definition of perfection in a man, he knows how to treat a woman with respect and he will ignore any other person just for you (I'm talking about my boyfriend)

Girl: You're so lucky to have Elvis as a boyfriend!!
Samia (me): I know and I'm so grateful for him

by your_nigga. April 30, 2024

elvis Chavez

Elvis Chavez is one of the smartest and coolest person you ever meet in your lifetime. He can talk to you if you have problems, share a laugh or too, but when it comes to sports he can change the whole perspective of the game. Overall he is a one in a kind that you only seen once in your lifetime, but good luck trying to get with him.

Her: does Elvis Chavez still talk to you ?
Me: nope! He is perfect I can’t win him

by LeBron James jr18471 March 18, 2025

Okay Elvis

A sarcastic way to say okay, call out à cap, another way to say whatever, say less, keep the same energy, you do you or it’s lit.

Her: You know we fighting when I see you right?
Him: Haha, okay Elvis!

Chris: Bro, last night I banged a baddie from the club
Tyler: Shiiish, okay Elvis! That’s what I’m talking about !

by ohkuuurrr May 8, 2022