So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 9, 2021
A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.
by Jom1 July 23, 2019
The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head
by Oldjaketed July 26, 2023
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”
by Mr.SexYourself March 19, 2021