Ear Puffs

The white stuff that ends up in the ear after rubbing one out.

Last night, Sally passed out on me, so I gave her some ear puffs while she was sleeping.

by Guess who, mmmmm April 11, 2008

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Ear Music

When you sing a song in your head, stop, and swear you hear it playing in the background.

Person 1:Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo... doo.... dooooooooo!
Person 2: Please shut up.
Person 1: Fine.
-silence-
Person 1: Did you just hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: The song I was singing I just heard it playing!
Person 2: Nah, that was just ear music

by Yurdaayeehoo December 1, 2010

jizzy ears

A person who takes it up the ears, thus resulting in the person to have "jizzy ears".

John: I heard that Tom got jizzy ears last night.
Paolo: ha! He's here, he's queer and he takes it up the ear.

by RodneyMunch133 February 6, 2014

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009

Ear hustler

Eavesdropper

Susan is an ear hustler.

by Urrbanjoe1 December 26, 2016

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 15, 2021